Images that will ruin your mind!
Images that will ruin your mind!
Images that will ruin your mind!
Warning: This book is the final boss of your imagination! If you thought a paperback couldn't cause confusion, you haven't yet experienced Images You Should Not Masturbate To. On 80 illustrated pages, Graham Johnson & Rob Hibbert take you on an absurd journey through images that are guaranteed to nip any erotic mood in the bud.
Whether it's a rusty garden gnome, a grumpy goldfish or a vacuum cleaner dipped in silver, this book is the ultimate test of your imagination. Here you will find everything that is guaranteed not to be sexy - and all in brilliant, original English. Perfect for anyone who loves humor, is looking for the unusual or just wants to laugh again.
With a handy size (7 x 5.5 inches - fits in any drawer if you're embarrassed) and feather-light weight, this paperback is the ideal gift for friends with a quirky sense of humor or as a party gag. Illustrated Edition means: There's something to see here - but definitely nothing you want to see!
Whether as a conversation starter, a test of courage or simply as a shield against unwanted cravings - this book is the perfect companion for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
So, dare! But be warned: after reading this book, you will never look at a garden gnome the same way again.
ISBN: 0399536493 | EAN: 9780399536496 | Publisher: TarcherPerigee/Penguin
Whether it's a rusty garden gnome, a grumpy goldfish or a vacuum cleaner dipped in silver, this book is the ultimate test of your imagination. Here you will find everything that is guaranteed not to be sexy - and all in brilliant, original English. Perfect for anyone who loves humor, is looking for the unusual or just wants to laugh again.
With a handy size (7 x 5.5 inches - fits in any drawer if you're embarrassed) and feather-light weight, this paperback is the ideal gift for friends with a quirky sense of humor or as a party gag. Illustrated Edition means: There's something to see here - but definitely nothing you want to see!
Whether as a conversation starter, a test of courage or simply as a shield against unwanted cravings - this book is the perfect companion for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
So, dare! But be warned: after reading this book, you will never look at a garden gnome the same way again.
ISBN: 0399536493 | EAN: 9780399536496 | Publisher: TarcherPerigee/Penguin
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funny book
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humor
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anti-erotic
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illustrated
party gag
Johnson Hibbert
TarcherPerigee
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